4 hours and 30 minutes

Hours read/blogging: 4 hours, 30 minutes

Number of books read: 2

Number of pages read: 393

WARNING: I am reviewing series books. While this review contains no spoilers for this book, it probably contains spoilers for previous volumes in this series. It’s the nature of the beast.

Pure Dead Wicked Debi Glori

StregaSchloss's roof is falling down. The whole family must relocate the a hotel in town while the roofers 'fix' the problem. Little does the Strega-Borgia family realize, they've hired con-men who are actually destroying the castle in an attempt to get the family to sell-out. Also, there are 500 pink, naked clones that are about 4 inches tall. And an army of old skool Highland warriors, who are also quite wee.

And it turns out that Ffup the dragon is actually a girl.

The mini-market demonstrated that the rogue apostrophe was alive and well in Auchenlocktermuchty, with banners offering FREE-RANGE TURKEY'S, FINE WINE'S and, oddly, FRESH ASPARAGU'S. (54-55)

My one problem is in Ffup discovering she's a she, because her entire character changes to a giggly girly stereotype.